Report on naughty behaviour

Charley's teacher tells me that he threw a wooden block at school yesterday and wounded a classmate.  The poor boy had to have an ice pack and Charley had some 'pondering time' on a chair.

The school janitor (who loves Charley) asked him how his day was going.

Charley's response?

"Badder than average".

Sigh.  Infuriation and hilarity in equal doses:  That's Charley.