Listen: I know there's a whole lot going on in the world this week... Gun rampages, earthquake anniversaries, vast flooding, etc. I also know that just about every person I know is running as hard as they can, just to keep up with the world. In the last week alone, I've heard segments on CBC about how Canadians are stressed out, not sleeping and gaining weight. (I'm sure this applies to every country I can mention).
Oh, and the north pole is melting.
So, with all those things looming, I wish to take a mere moment of your busy life to exclaim:
THIS KID POOPED IN THE TOILET TONIGHT!!!!
That is all. Resume stressing now.
Hallelujah!
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